But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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