It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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