he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Randomize
