At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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