Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Randomize