Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
worst night to have a conscience
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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