Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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