I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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