girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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