Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He shit in the fireplace
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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