I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She even gives head with a lisp.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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