i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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