I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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