You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
that's an acceptable place to lick
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Randomize
