They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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