That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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