that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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