Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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