That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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