There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Be still, my beating vagina.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
