I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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