physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
