hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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