So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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