The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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