when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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