His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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