Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I did not marry a roomba.
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