i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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