Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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