Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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