who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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