GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
