Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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