brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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