I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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