So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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