weddingsv make me drug and hornr
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Someone shit on the floor
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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