i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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