is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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