I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I wish you could order shots online.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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