I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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