I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So apparently I’m into choking now
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