GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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