Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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