did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
The air taste purple.
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