Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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