That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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