I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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