Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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