the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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