Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
P.S. I can't hear my feet
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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