He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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