I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize