I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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