we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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