Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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